BREAKING Jam Shambles in Biscuit Fury

[Newspaper Nigel]

BREAKING

Jam Shambles vs Biscuit Manufacturer

Ian Symes’ mature ladyfriend was outraged by the scandalous behaviour of popular biscuit manufacturers McVitie’s over the loss of her regular intake of fruit. The decision to discontinue the Fruit Club; a biscuit covered in chocolate with some raisins stuck in it, was particularly offensive to Jam (pronounced Yam) due to their failure to remove a picture of the product from their website, which had caused her much distress when she tried to eat it for the third time.

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[Adam]

It’s an Outrage and they should apologise.

[Nikki the Great]

Not to worry. Have an extra pack of Munch Bunch yoghurts. That’ll make up for it.

[Underdunn]

I didn't realise you could talk to McVities on twitter, I can sort of see what people like about it so much now.