Ian Symes throws money at notorious racist

[Ted Danson]

Ian Symes proudly lets his followers know how he chose to spend his income. He bought several copies of the latest novelty song by the notorious racist, homophobic and misogynistic ‘Kunt and the Gang’. Heroic stuff.

This is the same ‘Kunt and the Gang’ who created this charming piece, titled ‘Tracey Stop Bringing Black Blokes Back’ the lyrics of which are as follows

’You’ve stuck in your vajazzle and put on your wonderbra
I see you through the nets, you’re getting in that black man’s car
(It’s a dark green M Reg Nissan Sunny... What?)
I know you’ll be back later with him romping in the sack
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back

It was Tony Blair that sent us to Afghanistan
To try and find Bin Laden and to fight the Taliban
(Now they’re saying they’re alright, they wanna make their fucking minds up)
I lost everything I had in that roadside attack
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back

My legs and my arms all got blown off by an IED
And there’s just a little pink stump where my tackle used to be
(With a few burnt off pubes around it)
You leave me in my wheelchair and go out to Jumpin Jacks
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back

It’s racist to infer that all black men are well endowed
But some of those chaps you’ve had round stood nine inches when proud
(That one last night was like a tripod)
That geezer’s corey last night looked like it might split your crack
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back

While you’re making love to men of Afro-Caribbean race
To make things worse a lazy fly keeps landing on my face
(You didn’t give me a wet wipe me after I had that J20)
And I can’t even swat it, because limbs I lack
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back

If I had a leg I’d put a boot on and kick you up the flaps
Tracey, stop humping coloured chaps’

Thanks for giving people like this more of your money. Pity you couldn’t spend it on a more worthwhile cause than this, but I understand it’s hard for you to resist anything with big swears in.

Prick.

[Ted Danson]

Here’s another of Kunt and the Gang’s lovely offerings

’Rape is a despicable crime
It’s not about sex it’s about power
But what if as a treat on Christmas eve
The government legalised it for 24 hours

I like to think out of decency
A rape I’d never commit
But what if I was drunk and I was in a club
And I saw you in a short skirt asking for it

Then I’d probably get you in my car car car car car
Then I’d drive real far far far far far
Pull off your knickers and your bra bra bra bra bra
Then I’d drag you in the woods and deliver the goods

Because there’s other laws with which I comply
Despite them making life dull and listless
So it wouldn’t be my fault, that sexual assault
Because it can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)


Christmas is a wonderful time
For family and the giving of gifts
But what about if I followed you on Christmas eve
Into the underground car park’s lifts

Then I’d force you on the ground ground ground ground ground
And tell you not to make a sound sound sound sound sound
Then I’d pull your knickers down down down down down
And without further ado, make a woman of you

Because there’s other laws with which I comply
Despite them making life dull and listless
So I’d state, “That violation was backed by legislation”
Cos it can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)


But don’t you worry it’s all pie in the sky
There’s more chance of an alive Elvis Presley
Unless of course by some quirk of fate
The Prime Minister’s replaced by John Leslie’



Imagine being that angry that people are enjoying some celebrations that you give money over and over to a man who likes to sing about his rape fantasies. Is Graham Linehan still the biggest villain in the world to you, Ian Symes? Because you’re looking like the biggest hypocrite right now, all because you’re annoyed that people are having a good time.

[Underdunn]

Urghhhhhh, repulsive.

And so are Kunt and the gang.

[Nikki the Great]

The main guy used to be part of the EDL FYI. I think he switched to ukip when the EDL disbanded though. Not totally surprised that Symes is a big fan, but would kinda expect him to keep it quiet, given the G&T lot are so keen to be seen as right-on and “left wing” and demanding everything “toxic” is cancelled. Smh.

[Underdunn]

Call me controversial if you like, but I think I prefer the monarchy to the EDL.

[Adam]

The EDL disbanded ? Poor Tommy

[Nikki the Great]

Actually they might still exist, but “Tommy” left, which seemed to cause their numbers to dwindle.

Anyway “Kunt” got egged at an EDL rally and it was funny.

Call me controversial if you like, but I think I prefer the monarchy to the EDL.

Well we all know the EDL are very anti-nonce (cos they think all Muslims are nonces) and the Queen accidentally gave birth to one.

I dunno why they blame the elderly woman that unknowingly birthed a human capable of heinous things many years ago. It’s not like babies come with a badge telling you this and once they’re adults, you can’t control what they do.

I hope nobody blames me for all my father’s criminal activity, (though he’s not a nonce). Or my gran for giving birth to him.

[Adam]

Of course not, we blame Abe

[Nikki the Great]

Of course not, we blame Abe

I wonder how his mum’s bush is getting along these days

[Underdunn]

It's a decidely middle-aged form of a rebellion isn't it? Trying to make a record go to number one to make a point, as if we're still living in the era where the charts had any relevance or importance at all... You remember that era don't you? Jimmy Saville, Gary Glittery, Dave Lee Travis... Good times.

Anyway, good news for armchair anarchists and their love of EDL supporters and people who find using the word Cunt the hight of satire - their single did indeed hit the top 20.... at number 20... So I think the royal families days are numbered.

Meanwhile over in London...



What's wrong with these people? Do they not take hashtags seriously or something?

[Nikki the Great]

It's a decidely middle-aged form of a rebellion isn't it? Trying to make a record go to number one to make a point, as if we're still living in the era where the charts had any relevance or importance at all... You remember that era don't you? Jimmy Saville, Gary Glittery, Dave Lee Travis... Good times.

Anyway, good news for armchair anarchists and their love of EDL supporters and people who find using the word Cunt the hight of satire - their single did indeed hit the top 20.... at number 20... So I think the royal families days are numbered.

Meanwhile over in London...



What's wrong with these people? Do they not take hashtags seriously or something?

Middle aged and extremely lazy form of rebellion.

Honestly, he’s like a miserable old fart whose only pleasure in life comes from shuffling into the room, swearing in front of everyone, then going back to slowly being consumed by his own filth and watching tv shows that make him more angry than happy.

Some people don’t half do it to themselves, don’t they?

[Nikki the Great]

oh no!!! i had no diea about kunt and the EDl ((

where did you see this?

At an EDL rally. I used to go and protest the presence of the EDL you see.

Weird you’d read allllll those lyrics and only have an issue with the EDL stuff though. They just turned up there to sing their infantile songs, to the delight of the numbskulls who attend EDL rallies. Were you happy enough with the racism and rape fantasies before you learned this or…?

[Nikki the Great]

the lyrics are what they are. they're all out there and kunt should be judged or not judged based on them. personally i think nothing is out of bounds for comedy

but this EDL thing seems a bit weird and against what i generally know about the band. do we have record of them performing a gig at an EDL rally or just your word for it while you at your 'counter protest'?

Nothing out of bounds? Not even trans stuff?

Anyway, it’s quite a well-known fact amongst those of us who were part of all the counter-protests. I don’t personally have a recording of this bellend being egged at an EDL rally, no. So you can either see if someone else has it, or you can either take my word for it, or disbelieve me. Whatever suits you best dude. It would’ve been between 2011-2013 I suspect, maybe even as late as 2015, though less likely.

Are you a big fan of this “band” then? Cos…this is not the height of musical talent and let it be known I am judging your appalling taste.

Ps I’m offended

[Underdunn]

i find it very odd that despite this event being counter protested by you and your counter protesty friends that there\s not a single mention of kunt from kunt and the gang being there on the edl side. you'd think you'd hear a lot about it!

let me know if you spot him on any more of your counter protests that you definitely do

hahhaahah great stuff! What do you think of Ian Symes?

[Underdunn]

not a clue who he is

Rightooooo.

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